"What's with you Warren? You already work two extra shifts a week. How greedy can one sumbitch be to want more?!?"
Warren frowned. "There's some things I really want and well...those things cost money is all. Please sir??"
"Fine!", his boss snarled, "But some day you'll learn...money ain't everything!!"
That Friday, Warren left payroll with a fat envelope and grumbles of "Money-grubbin' bastard!" from his boss.
Sister Agnes looked in the envelope and gasped, "No...Warren...it's too much!!"
Warren grinned, "Call me greedy Sister, but I want ALL the kids to get their new shoes at once."