Bernie, "Agent To The Unique", Schwartz was NOT having a good day. His corned beef had gone cold and his creme soda had gone flat. Dealing with the "talent" he represented was challenge enough without him having to be denied a proper lunch.
"Sweetie...bubula...better gigs than a mini-mall opening take time! I gotta publish full disclosure forms now. Telling clients the guy I got for them has no spine, variable density of his molecules and a freakin' tail is a ROUGH sell!"
With an exasperated sigh, Bernie slammed the receiver down. No more superhero bookings, he vowed, NO MORE!