“Brah, if you jump, that’s a LONG way down. Ya can’t do that...over a girl!”
“Naw, I can’t, dude. Which is why yer gonna push me. If I don’t see it comin’... c’mon, it’ll work.”
After what Sylvia had done, it was the only way. But, was killing himself gonna change anything? No! She really wasn’t worth it.
He turned to tell Dave never mind and, instinctively, sidestepped his friend running straight at him. Dave enjoyed a perfect Wyle E. Coyote moment as he hung suspended in mid-air before plunging downward.
All Jake could think to say was, “Oops.”