|Copyright Dawn Landau|
When Sidney got his first glimpse of the Malodorous Keys Lighthouse he was, understandably, dismayed. Exasperation overriding caution, he rounded on the Master Keeper, his voice cracking with emotion.
“Sir, there must be some mistake? This…edifice isn’t a lighthouse! It’s got no beacon and well…for Heaven’s sake it hasn’t even got a roof.”
The Master fixed him with a steely gaze and nearly growled in response, “Given the Academy janitor outscored you on three of the five Keeper Certifications, I should think you’d be satisfied with any posting at all.”
Sidney’s face blushed red but he could scarcely complain.
This story was written for the weekly Friday Fictioneers flash fiction photo prompt